the cop from the slide video really is never going to be able to show his face again. More of this

send them all down the slide. let them be weighed and measured and found wanting. and get a concussion

thoughts that destroy your world

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

I didn't think I could like Peter Capaldi anymore than I already do but yet here we are

Excerpt from Craig Ferguson's book

there comes a point in some dudes ceramics careers where they start fucking with glazes so hard they spend their weekends hand digging rare minerals out of a desert deposit or a friend's multi-acre lot so they can grind them up and put them in a glaze. I know at least three guys that do this.

I also knew this guy derrick who was an absolute beast on the wheel (threw an entire 40pc porcelain serving set w/ cups bowls plates serving dishes and casserole dish in ONE HOUR) who also rented out a backhoe so he could dig clay out of his yard and refine it. Unfortunately it had too many inclusions in it so he had to dilute it with industrially made stuff. when he did that though he found that the clay in his yard, when fired, produced it's own glossy green glasslike ooze that vitrified during firing. he called it "self glazing clay", and went back that day to go dig up more. hope hes doing well. I imagine he's excavated his entire property by now

some of you have clearly never listened to white foxes by susanne sundfør. my heart aches with sympathy and contempt for you.